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Dom Irrera: To Become a Bloated Alcoholic
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I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal -- it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that is more fun than alcoholism. I know it has its downside, but I'll tell you, there's no other party disease like alcohol.
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