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Dom Irrera Jokes
Dom Irrera: Need a Cookie
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Nobody needs a cookie. You will never get your lab results back, 'Well, apparently, Miss Bexim what you need -- and I am a doctor, I've never seen this before -- some sort of a cookie. You're actually too healthy. You need a cookie.'
Filed Under: health (766),  food (406),  Dom Irrera (9)
Posted: 07/18/00

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Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.

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When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

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No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.

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Dom's mother instilled a lot of sickness in Dom's head when he was a kid.

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Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.

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Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.

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Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.

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If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.

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