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Dom Irrera: My Cousin Louie
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My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, 'Dom, I think that waitress knows me.' 'What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you?'
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Posted: 05/11/04

Dom Irrera - Honesty

A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.

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Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,941

Dom Irrera - The Name "Dom"

Dom Irrera once got mistaken for Don Ameche.

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Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,571

Dom Irrera - Restaurants

No one ever bitches about parsley.

Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 925

Dom Irrera - Worry

Dom's mother instilled a lot of sickness in Dom's head when he was a kid.

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Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,611

Dom Irrera - Human Manatee

No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,144

Dom Irrera - Embrace Life

Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.

Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,760

Dom Irrera - Party Disease

Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.

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Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,091

Mark Roberts - Being Bald

The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.

Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 784

Tom Papa - The Bus

The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,516

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), kids (841), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,593

 
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