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I was reading in the
celebrity obituary column. It said the Guinness Book of World Records' oldest living person had died. Carrie White died at the age of 118 years old. Last line of the obituary said, and I quote, 'Cause of death has not yet been determined.' Let me take a wild stab in the dark on this one -- probably not crib death.
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 702
Louis C.K. - Ankle Reconstruction
When you get old, doctors stop fixing you.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 12,280
Nick Swardson - Go, Grandma, Go
No matter how bad things are, they're always worse for old people.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 4,669
Robin Montague - The Health Care System
Health care in America is too expensive.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 305
Al Lubel - Worrying
Al is unable to verbalize his worry.
Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (976), sports (631)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 261
Richard Lewis - Aging
Richard feels very old.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 81
Richard Carter - Sex after 70
Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 569
Jack Coen - Death
Funeral directors will rip you off big time.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), death (318)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 402
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,506
Joey Kola - No Exercise
Exercise is overrated.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 942
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