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I just joined the Big Brother program recently. The very first question that lady asked me over the phone was, 'Well what race do you want him to be?' So just to mess with her, I said, 'I don't care what race he is, just so long as when I pick him up, he's wearing something sexy.'
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Posted: 05/24/93

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