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Cosmo was my Bible. This
is the advice they gave: they said women should put on wet underwear under their clothes because this will make your dress cling like skin. I tried that. I walked into a party with wetness seeping from my clothes. You think my date thought I was sexy? He said, 'Oh my God. You sweat like a horse.'
Diane Nichols - Cosmo
Diane took fashion advice from Cosmo.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 232
Diane Nichols - Cher
Cher's entire behind is tattooed.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 233
Diane Nichols - Shaved Heads
Why would a pretty girl shave her head?
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 721
Finesse Mitchell - Respect
Ladies will slowly break you down in a relationship.
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Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,293
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,290
Rachel Feinstein - Straight with a Little Gay on Top
Why are all straight men a little bit gay now?
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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,967
Diane Nichols - Indianapolis 500
The Indianapolis 500 is five hours of men driving around in a circle.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 163
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
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Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,816
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
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Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 850
Kyle Dunnigan - Socks Off
No woman wants to see a naked man hopping.
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Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 2,508
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