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His favorite sport is the Indianapolis 500, five hours of men going around in a circle. I think it'd be a more interesting race if they just broke off and drove in different directions.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Diane Nichols - Indianapolis 500

The Indianapolis 500 is five hours of men driving around in a circle.

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