Diane Nichols Jokes
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Diane Nichols: Gave Up Sports
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I'm not athletic. I gave
up sports early. My last bungee jump was birth.
Diane Nichols - Indianapolis 500
The Indianapolis 500 is five hours of men driving around in a circle.
Tags: Diane Nichols (4), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 184
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 650
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (642), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,065
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,937
Brian Regan - Bike Ramp
The object of the bike ramp is for a kid to ride as fast as he can and see how far he can go.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (642), growing up (423)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,907
Dane Cook - Global Adoption
Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.
Tags: Dane Cook (37), ethnic (731), kids (642)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 48,720
Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 1,100
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,960
Tom Papa - Tommy Salami
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 13,036
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 755
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