Diane Nichols Jokes
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Diane Nichols: Gave Up Sports
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I'm not athletic. I gave
up sports early. My last bungee jump was birth.
Diane Nichols - Indianapolis 500
The Indianapolis 500 is five hours of men driving around in a circle.
Tags: Diane Nichols (4), men/women (1003), sports (631)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 163
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 524
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,601
Brian Regan - Bike Ramp
The object of the bike ramp is for a kid to ride as fast as he can and see how far he can go.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), sports (631)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,588
Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 890
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,538
Tom Papa - Tommy Salami
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 12,712
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 607
Brian Kiley - Family
When Brian was a kid, his aunt always called him by his brother's name.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,017
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