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DeRay: Gas Prices
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I can't be in a
relationship -- gas is too damn high. I can't come get you. It's too expensive. Now, I'm dating in the community. If I can walk to you, it's going to last forever.
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 2,035
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 872
Reggie McFadden - Money and Dating
Dating is rough.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 2,217
DeRay - Clubs
If women look out for their single girlfriends.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 9,276
Kathleen Madigan - Kids
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 829
Pete Lee - Materialism
Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 3,522
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 853
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,117
Corey Holcomb - Kelley's Blue Book for Women
Corey rates a 31-year-old with a bad attitude.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 8,342
Ross Shafer - Talking
Talking to a man about a relationship is like catching a deer in headlights.
Tags: Ross Shafer (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250
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