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Women have got a first
date trick they do. Whenever the bill comes, they reach in their purse and pretend they're looking for money because they want you to say, 'No, I've got it.' Hell no -- I let their ass look. 'Did you find it? Because I'm going to need that half.'
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,957
Dean Edwards - Dating Game
Settling down with a woman is economical.
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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 513
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,096
Norm MacDonald - Game Shows
The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 706
Ajai Sanders - Quite Black Men
Ajai likes her men quite black.
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Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 302
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,225
Tracy Smith - Financial Dating
Women should take more initiative with men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 963
Corey Holcomb - First Date
Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 5,460
Damon Williams - Three Step Plan
Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 697
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,615
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