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I was walking past a newsstand today and I saw the National Enquirer, and the headline said, 'Rosie O'Donnell Breaks the Final Barrier and Tells her Kids She's a Lesbian.' And that headline fascinated me because I never knew Rosie O'Donnell's kids were blind and deaf.
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Posted: 03/03/05

Judy Gold - Two Kids

Judy and her partner each gave birth to a child.

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Posted: 12/08/02
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D.L. Hughley - More Kids

D.L.'s wife wants more kids.

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Posted: 05/14/05
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Keith Robinson - Jealousy

Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.

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Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

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Posted: 05/20/93
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Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

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Posted: 05/17/93
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It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.

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Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

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D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

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Al Madrigal - Sand Toys

Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.

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Posted: 06/30/05
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Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome

Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.

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Posted: 03/16/06
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