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Some kid took the time
and the imagination to go down to the supermarket and figure out, if you take a whipped cream can container and you press the nozzle down just enough before the whipped cream comes out, some gas comes out -- you snort the gas, you get high for five seconds. We didn't have MTV. We had the f**king supermarket, that's what we had.
Tommy Davidson - Scooby Smoked Weed
Have you ever broken "Scooby Doo" down?
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,931
John Kassir - Addiction
John was mainlining cable television.
Tags: John Kassir (2), imitations (772), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 111
Lenny Clarke - Experimenting with Drugs
Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,675
Patton Oswalt - Fake Boundaries
Patton Oswalt breaches some fake boundaries.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,866
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,677
Merrin Dungey - Crack Addict Audition
It's weird to be wearing polo shorts for a crack addict audition.
Tags: Merrin Dungey (1), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 166
Matt Goldich - Assemblies
Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 336
Steve Sweeney - Rosary Downs
Steve lost the Catholic faith but still keeps the saints.
Tags: Steve Sweeney (1), religion (776), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 808
Fred Stoller - College Graduate
Fred can say he's a college graduate.
Tags: Fred Stoller (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 201
Anthony Griffith - Drug Prevention
Kids have it tough these days.
Tags: Anthony Griffith (5), drugs (639), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 551
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