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Denis Leary: Airplane Eaters
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Did you ever sit next to a fat guy that brings his own food? What -- there's not enough food in the airplane for you, fatso?
Filed Under: food (378),  weight/obesity (342),  travel (276)
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Posted: 11/17/04

Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class

Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.

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They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.

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Every bite is like getting shot in the face.

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John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.

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Todd Barry's friend is going to study chocolate in France.

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If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.

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Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.

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Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.

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Mark Schiff - Supermarket

Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.

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