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Demetri Martin: Stutter
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One of my friends has
a stutter, and a lot of people think that's a bad thing, but to me that's just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That's not an impediment, that's suspense.
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (20), friends (317), sports (249)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 94,951
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
Tags: Demetri Martin (20), Comedy Central Presents (2026), music (399)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 44,439
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (20), men/women (1015), kids (682)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 28,296
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (20), animals (458), music (399)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 26,414
Robert Kelly - Famous Friends
Bobby calls his famous friends.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), friends (317),
Posted: 04/02/08
Views: 12,305
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (20), men/women (1015), kids (682)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 58,960
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (18), ethnic (783), animals (458)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 122,014
Bob Oschack - New Baby
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (2026), kids (682)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,936
Leslie - Posse
Leslie breaks down the members of a lady posse.
Tags: Leslie (2), men/women (1015), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 1,636
Darrell Hammond - Class
Women have an inherent sense of class.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 2,057
