Demetri Martin Jokes
|
Demetri Martin: Insult to Injury
|
Get another Demetri Martin Joke » |
The easiest time to add
insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast. 'You're a dick. You deserve this. Also, I'm sorry I broke your leg -- jerk.'
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (956), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 13,848
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 15,971
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 57,650
Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Tags: Chris Mata (2), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,625
Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,730
Rick Overton - Beard
Rick uses his beard to his advantage.
Tags: Rick Overton (4), health (956), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 221
Billiam Coronel - SPF 45
SPF 45 is for vampires.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), health (956), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 205
Sean Morey - Restaurants
Some people hate bad waiters.
Tags: Sean Morey (3), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 377
The Amazing Johnathan - Accident
Psychic Tonya has a broken finger.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), health (956), driving (295)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,013
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (97), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,202
Looking for something else?
