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Demetri Martin: Futon World
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There's a store in my
neighborhood called Futon World. I love that name, Futon World. Makes me think of a magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,383
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,127
Carol Siskind - Sleep
Pajamas don't make any sense at all.
Tags: Carol Siskind (6), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 421
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,226
Lewis Black - The End of the Universe
Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), storyteller (263)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 25,294
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,371
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 57,863
Gene Pompa - Teddy Bear
Gene's girlfriend is 25 and sleeps with a teddy bear.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 525
Kevin Hart - Newlyweds
Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 28,357
Norm MacDonald - Dream Mutations
Re-dreaming never works.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), Two Drink Minimum (293), sleep (105)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 882
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