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Demetri Martin Jokes
Demetri Martin: Employee of the Month
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I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
Filed Under: insults (1736),  work/office (346),  Demetri Martin (43)
Posted: 03/18/04

Demetri Martin - Jets?

Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.

Tags: Demetri Martin (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 115,549

Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology

Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.

Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), work/office (459)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,938

Demetri Martin - Doors

Every door isn't heavy.

Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), work/office (459)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 86,144

Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can

If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.

Tags: Demetri Martin (22), imitations (847), health (657)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 37,329

Charlie Murphy - Secret Order

Former President George W. Bush is a member of the Secret Order of High Functioning Retards.

Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), work/office (459), exclusives (335)

Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 15,297

Natasha Leggero - As Little As Possible

Natasha would like to know if there is a screening process to get a job at Rite Aid.

Tags: Natasha Leggero (21), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/26/11
Views: 7,503

Rich Vos - Hotels

Rich fixes the coffee pot.

Tags: Rich Vos (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 6,125

Kevin Rooney - Stupid People

Not everyone has the same sense of humor.

Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), The A-List (486), work/office (459)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,041

Dan Cummins - Happy Veteran's Day

Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.

Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), work/office (459)

Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 6,839

Donald Glover - People Police

Donald Glover provides a testament to the awfulness of kids.

Tags: Donald Glover (26), kids (831), parents (591)

Posted: 11/19/11
Views: 32,400