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Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), New York City (602)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 45,801
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), work/office (398)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 7,792
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 14,046
Kevin Rooney - Stupid People
Not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), The A-List (491), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 487
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,912
John Melichar - Directions
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
Tags: John Melichar (2), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 341
Jessica Bern - Summer Jobs
Remember those summer jobs you had growing up?
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), books (748), family (667)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 932
The Amazing Johnathan - Orange
The audience member's $20 bill reappears.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), money (865), parents (525)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,704
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 566
John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop
John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 8,313
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