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A lot of people don't
like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me, a bumper sticker is a short cut. It's like a little sign that says, 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 40,300
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), sports (618), friends (307)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 48,559
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 31,499
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (307), driving (295)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,699
Bob Odenkirk - Gum Wrappers
Bob has some jokes about his friend Mort.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (7), TV (536), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 576
Wayne Federman - Problems With Driving
The car pool lanes are unfair to people with no friends.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 255
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 11,091
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (783), religion (770)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 8,617
Chuck Roy - Gangster G
Chuck's brother thinks he's in a gang -- in New Hampshire.
Tags: Chuck Roy (2), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 494
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (710), friends (307)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 594
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