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A lot of people don't
like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me, a bumper sticker is a short cut. It's like a little sign that says, 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), driving (264), friends (257)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,050
Wayne Federman - Problems With Driving
The car pool lanes are unfair to people with no friends.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 188
Bob Odenkirk - Gum Wrappers
Bob has some jokes about his friend Mort.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (5), The A-List (490), growing up (405)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 476
Larry Miller - Level Five
The worst part about level five is the sun.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (839), The A-List (490)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 391
Richard Lewis - Stoned Friend
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), The A-List (490), drugs (348)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 112
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 549
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (348), driving (264)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 405
Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy
Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.
Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (839), imitations (766)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 721
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 496
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