Demetri Martin Jokes
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Demetri Martin: ATM Game
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I like to stand near
ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.
Eugene Mirman - On the Road
Eugene Mirman once got into a knife fight.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/25/08
Views: 19,826
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,769
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Premium Blend (750), books (748)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 43,526
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), sports (631), friends (312)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 49,192
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,417
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 14,046
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), New York City (602)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 45,803
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), music (727)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 10,030
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), work/office (398)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 7,794
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