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Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 54,253
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 94,951
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 50,355
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 24,072
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,184
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 61,060
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 23,735
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 44,439
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 71,968
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 51,401
