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My other big obituary fear
is, when I die, they'll have my picture, and they always have underneath it, in quotes, 'He loved to laugh.' Oh, he loved to laugh. Well, that doesn't tell you anything. Everybody loves to laugh -- you're laughing! That's like saying, 'He hungered for food.'
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), death (318), storyteller (263)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,214
Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 9,580
Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
George W. Bush wants to be the last president.
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Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,412
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,917
Patton Oswalt - Obituaries
Most obituary writers must be failed PR people.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,578
Patton Oswalt - In Love
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,567
Patton Oswalt - I Married Jesus
Patton Oswalt's proposed TV show is a mix of New Testament, "Bewitched" and "Seinfeld."
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (776), TV (543)
Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 1,221
Patton Oswalt - Things Have Gotten Dark Again
Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Barack Obama (971), movies (559)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 1,704
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,617
Patton Oswalt - God Bless America
War reporters hate mayonnaise on their sandwiches.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Iraq (1073), media (651)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 3,270
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