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As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nods solemnly and tells him to go ahead.
The inmate starts, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall... ."
Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships
Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.
Tags: Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,396
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (10), death (318), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,892
Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead
Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), The A-List (491), death (318)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 512
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,889
Myq Kaplan - Final Destination
We've gotta get out of here. This is gonna blow!
Tags: Myq Kaplan (2), terrorism (439), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 05/27/08
Views: 8,398
Baron Vaughn - Cell Phone
I think this is the end, lol!
Tags: Baron Vaughn (11), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)
Posted: 06/13/08
Views: 81,656
Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult
The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.
Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 144
Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult
The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.
Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 1,108
Hugh Fink - Right to Die
The right to die should be a right to kill.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 457
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