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I bought her this raccoon coat, and she got hit with a car crossing the street. Apparently, she froze when she saw the headlights.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Kevin Meaney - Raccoon Coat

Kevin gave his girlfriend a raccoon coat.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,084

Kevin Meaney - Pants

Kevin came from big pant people.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), kids (841), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 196

Tony Woods - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

You never see a dead chicken on the side of the road.

Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,607

Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots

The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (791), music (727)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,732

Margaret Smith - Inspected by Mary Lou

A new pair of underwear will make you feel like a million bucks.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), lookin' good (369), observational (334)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 404

Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral

Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'

Tags: men/women (1003), food (804)

Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 185

Kevin Meaney - Snoring

Kevin Meaney's wife hates it when he snores.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 943

Kevin Meaney - Phone Sex

Kevin Meaney tried phone sex once.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 668

Kevin Meaney - One Bathroom

Kevin Meaney grew up in a house with five kids and one bathroom.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 397

Kevin Meaney - Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was a big day when Kevin Meaney was a kid.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 933

 
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