Demetri Martin Jokes
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Demetri Martin: Cactus
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About a month ago, I
got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 11,622
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Premium Blend (750), books (748)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 43,513
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,388
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), sports (631), friends (312)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 49,147
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), death (318), storyteller (263)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,211
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 57,437
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,019
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 36,852
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 32,013
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 14,043
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