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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?

A: Is that you coughin'?
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Posted: 12/01/08

DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue

Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), death (318), storyteller (263)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,220

Killed

It's easy to die these days.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), death (318),

Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 73,023

Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships

Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.

Tags: Premium Blend (750), dating (656)

Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,396

Janeane Garofalo - Hell

Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.

Tags: Janeane Garofalo (10), death (318), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,892

Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead

Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.

Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), The A-List (491), death (318)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 512

Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer

Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.

Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,889

Myq Kaplan - Final Destination

We've gotta get out of here. This is gonna blow!

Tags: Myq Kaplan (2), terrorism (439), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 05/27/08
Views: 8,398

Baron Vaughn - Cell Phone

I think this is the end, lol!

Tags: Baron Vaughn (11), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)

Posted: 06/13/08
Views: 81,656

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 144

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 1,108

 
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