Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
We've gotta get out of here. This is gonna blow!
I think this is the end, lol!
The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.
The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

