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"No," said the rabbit.
"That's great!" The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), death (318), storyteller (263)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,214
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,889
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (10), death (318), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,892
Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships
Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.
Tags: Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,394
Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead
Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), The A-List (491), death (318)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 512
Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult
The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.
Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 144
Baron Vaughn - Cell Phone
I think this is the end, lol!
Tags: Baron Vaughn (11), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)
Posted: 06/13/08
Views: 81,656
Chris Porter - Condoms
Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1283), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 6,045
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (667), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 147
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