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When I was younger, I
wanted to be Michael. You know, my friends, they were like, 'I want to be doctor. I want to be a lawyer.' I was like, 'I want to be Michael Jackson!' -- until he turned into a white woman.
Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.
Tags: Dean Edwards (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 899
John Melichar - Directions
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
Tags: John Melichar (2), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 339
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 2,077
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 677
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 180
Bill Burr - Going to Church
Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 8,768
Dean Edwards - Dating Game
Settling down with a woman is economical.
Tags: Dean Edwards (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 513
A.J. Jamal - Layaway
A.J. grew up so poor his father put an album on layaway.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), growing up (453)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,116
Dan Sally - Bemidji, Minnesota
Bemidji, MN is pretty famous.
Tags: Dan Sally (2), ethnic (814), growing up (453)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 556
Vic Henley - Scoops' Hat
Vic Henley recalls the first time he ever saw the Klan.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,974
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