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When I was younger, I
wanted to be Michael. You know, my friends, they were like, 'I want to be doctor. I want to be a lawyer.' I was like, 'I want to be Michael Jackson!' -- until he turned into a white woman.
Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.
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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 2,773
Matt Fulchiron - Honkies With Gratitude
Matt Fulchiron was kicked out of NWA for the color of his skin.
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Posted: 02/26/11
Views: 3,107
John Melichar - Directions
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,975
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
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Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 6,501
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 1,426
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,276
Steve Byrne - Mixed Backgrounds
If you don't believe that Barack Obama is half-white, just YouTube him dancing on "Ellen."
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Posted: 07/26/10
Views: 13,789
John Mulaney - Bullied at School
When John Mulaney was a kid, people thought he was Asian.
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Posted: 01/28/12
Views: 35,640
Whitney Cummings - The Jersey Shore
As a "Jersey Shore" fan, Whitney Cummings is very excited to meet The Situation.
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Posted: 03/15/10
Views: 112,450
Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over
Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.
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Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 67,712
