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The dating game is like investing in the stock market. You're brokers; you're constantly investing time, energy, money -- investing. You want to see return on your investment. Some of y'all out there are dating two or three different women. That's like investing in mutual funds.
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Posted: 01/25/01

Dean Edwards - Dating Game

Settling down with a woman is economical.

Tags: Dean Edwards (2), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 513

Pete Lee - Materialism

Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.

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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 3,008

Karen Addison - Dating

Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.

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Tracy Smith - Financial Dating

Women should take more initiative with men.

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Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.

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Posted: 07/21/05
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Dan Naturman - Nice Car

A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.

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Posted: 04/14/05
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Sebastian Maniscalco - Sushi Dinner

Guys can't let on that the restaurant bill is a problem on a first date.

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Posted: 01/17/08
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Damon Williams - Three Step Plan

Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 696

Ajai Sanders - Quite Black Men

Ajai likes her men quite black.

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Posted: 05/11/94
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A.J. Jamal - Long Distance

At the beginning of the relationship, your phone bill goes up.

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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 321

 
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