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We live in a culture
where a prostitute on the street can earn more money than a school teacher. That's disgraceful. We have to start paying prostitutes as poorly as we do school teachers.
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,063
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 6,322
Joe DeRosa - Inventing a Major
Memo to college students: drop out, immediately.
Tags: Joe DeRosa (14), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,509
David Feldman - Sex Education
Sex education begins at home.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 681
Eddie Gossling - Racing
Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 255
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,099
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,089
Reno Collier - Physical Education
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,684
Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 296
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