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Our greatest weapon against teen
pregnancy is instilling in our children a sense of self-loathing because we have an epidemic of young Americans who see their naked bodies and don't know it's the work of Satan.
David Feldman - Sex Education
Sex education begins at home.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 680
Milt Abel - Baby Names
Milt didn't want to know the sex of his baby.
Tags: Milt Abel (2), kids (841), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,600
David Feldman - Sexual Harassment
What constitutes sexual harassment?
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 381
Rene Hicks - Celibacy
Vegetarians and celibates go together well.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 784
Paul Gilmartin - The Threat
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 557
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 13,820
A.J. Jamal - Family
Go to your kid's school events.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 966
D.L. Hughley - Slow Kids
Black people won't admit there's anything wrong with their child.
Tags: kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 4,338
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