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David Feldman: Education in Los Angeles
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Trying to give my kids an education in Los Angeles is a nightmare. The guns, the gangs, the drugs -- and I'm home schooling them.
Filed Under: kids (630),  parenting (335),  city (225)
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Posted: 06/19/03

Jack Coen - Spanking

Jack doesn't hit his children.

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Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.

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Cory Kahaney - Teenagers

These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.

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Parents have no idea that their kids are too violent.

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David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better

We have to treat our teachers better.

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What are we teaching our children?

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Craig's twins are freaks.

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