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I decided I'm going to
will my body to a bunch of necrophiliacs, you know? So somebody can get some pleasure.
David Cross - Dead Body
David plans on giving his body to necrophiliacs.
Tags: David Cross (8), sex (1202), death (314)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 10,515
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (34), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 48,917
David Cross - If You Care
David Cross didn't know it was possible for an inanimate object to be Jewish.
Tags: David Cross (8), shopping (200), uncensored (156)
Posted: 03/31/10
Views: 10,929
Chris Porter - Condoms
Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1202), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 14,053
Stephen Lynch - A Love Song
If loving a corpse is a sin, Stephen will see you in hell.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 18,256
Nick Swardson - Alcohol Poisoning
Alcohol poisoning isn't fun, but trying to explain what happened to someone else is.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), alcohol (516), observational (364)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 95,912
Michael Ian Black - The Main Event
Really, how many ways are there to describe blood in your stool?
Tags: Michael Ian Black (34), health (657), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/06/11
Views: 984
After Party - David Cross
Basic fundamentals.
Tags: David Cross (8), interviews (126), Christian Finnegan (17)
Posted: 12/11/05
Views: 3,740
Red Carpet - David Cross
One big AIDS ribbon
Tags: David Cross (8), interviews (126), Christian Finnegan (17)
Posted: 12/11/05
Views: 1,703
David Cross - Prayer
David Cross on Hurricane Katrina.
Tags: David Cross (8), religion (404), Christian (22)
Posted: 12/11/05
Views: 13,122
