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David Alan Grier: Tough Freshman Love
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My toughest year was my freshman year. You're new. I couldn't get one date, not one date, the entire freshman year. I could not get one date. I spent that whole year -- well, they call it 'stalking' now, but, you know, don't put labels on my love -- that's what I say.
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