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I was walking here, and this guy's coming past me, and he's like, 'Where are you going?' And I didn't want to explain the whole thing, so I kept it simple. I was like, 'I'm going to work.' He's like, 'What?' I'm like, 'I'm going to work!' And then he turns his head -- and he's got one of those bluetooth phone things on, and he's talking on that. I must have looked like a special needs guy out on a day pass.
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Posted: 07/27/06

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