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Dave Nystrom: When Your Daughter Grows Up
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When you have a little
daughter, you don't want her to grow up thinking one day she's gonna get married and get pregnant and have a family. You want her to be like Barbie, the bleach-blond whore with the 28 double-D's, rolling around the pink Corvette, having bisexual orgies at the beach house with Ken Eunuch.
Dave Nystrom - Pregnant Doll
Dave Nystrom understands why there was an outrage over a pregnant doll.
Tags: Dave Nystrom (4), kids (642), drugs (377)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,022
Charlie Grandy - Tommy and Pamela's Kids
It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.
Tags: Charlie Grandy (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 345
Jeff Garcia - Kids
Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,703
Doug Benson - Movie Quotes
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 6,459
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 370
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,493
Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,970
Jo Koy - Eight Pounds
Football isn't tough.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 16,596
Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage
Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,997
Jeff Cesario - Kids
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,176
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