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Isn't it amazing how cigarette
smoking is becoming illegal, but marijuana's becoming decriminalized? Do you know that in a few years I'm going to have to pretend I'm getting high in order to enjoy a Camel Light? I'm going to have to take the filter off, twist the ends up -- 'For the next hour and a half, act like my I.Q.'s dropped 80 points.'
Dave Mordal - Smoked Out
Pretty soon, Dave will have to pretend to smoke pot if he wants a cigarette.
Tags: Dave Mordal (2), drugs (503), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 5,053
Marc Maron - Drug Testing
Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,368
David Feldman - Legalize Narcotics
David Feldman wants to legalize all narcotics.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 654
Doug Benson - Dead States
The 37 states that have not legalized medical marijuana are dead to Doug Benson.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/19/09
Views: 16,835
Dave Mordal - Workaholic
Being a workaholic is really tough.
Tags: Dave Mordal (2), marriage (547), work/office (459)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 4,184
Reggie McFadden - At the Club
If you smell crack in the air, the party is over.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,519
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (28), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 9,149
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 517
Tony Rock - Legalize It and Tax It
Tony Rock wouldn't mind if the government took money out of his paycheck for a weed tax.
Tags: Tony Rock (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 02/19/10
Views: 4,267
