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Scott Thompson: Why Americans Hate the French
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Americans hate France. You don't know French people. It's mostly based on a story you heard about a friend's friends who went to Paris, who had a waiter, who had B.O., who was very rude to them because they sent back their steak tartar because it was too rare.
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