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The robots will probably adopt
that song as their anthem, and they'll sing it to themselves as they take over the world, crushing humans under their silicone heels. And they will install Cher as their android goddess because, by then, she'll be mostly plastic and wire anyways.
Dwayne Perkins - What Rappers Used to Do
If Dwayne weren't a rapper, he'd be doing scary stuff, like designing websites.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 365
Zach Galifianakis - Multiple Personalities
Multiple personalities can create phone problems.
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/16/01
Views: 25,729
Mike Birbiglia - Rap
Why are rappers so mad about the date?
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,653
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,601
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,545
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,517
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,254
Jay Mohr - Cell Phone Rings
Do yourself a favor and set your cell phone ring to something like "ring."
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), imitations (772), music (727)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 2,548
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 440
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