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I asked this young kid
-- let's call him, Toby Out of Seattle -- I go, 'Toby, why do you bungee jump?' He's like, 'Well, to get the feelings of falling to my death and snapping back at the last second.' 'Really? Have you ever heard of tequila shots?'
Dave Attell - The Last Smoke
Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 8,253
Richard Jeni - Red Lobster
A cow pleads for his life.
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Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 1,883
Norm MacDonald - Cliff Diving
You're a great cliff diver if you survive.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,440
Dave Attell - Men Who Don't Exist
Women always want opposites in men.
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Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 3,196
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 426
Kevin Nealon - Self Improvement
Kevin Nealon buys computers for dummies.
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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,323
Doug Stanhope - Vices
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
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Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,123
Dan Levy - Bragging
Heroin is not a drug you take lightly.
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Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 1,878
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 903
David Alan Grier - Coach Captain
Willie is like a daddy to his players.
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Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 323
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