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I'm always afraid of getting
sick 'cause I've got no health insurance, you know? I've got car insurance, but I've got no health insurance. Which sucks because whenever I get really sick, I get in my car and crash into things.
Dave Attell - Insurance
Dave has car insurance but no health insurance.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 726
Frank Prinzi - Stuck in Traffic
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), health (976), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 704
Jimmy Pardo - Towels
Hotel showers and home showers are quite different.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 485
Wendy Liebman - Vanity Plates
You can get your initials or "DUI" or anything you want.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (976), driving (296)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 537
Kelly Monteith - Our Asses
Our asses come up in conversation all the time.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 239
Ardal O'Hanlon - Exhausted
Sleeplessness is the root cause of all the problems in society.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 446
Dave Attell - The Ladies
There was a beautiful woman at a bar, drinking Dave's favorite drink: a lot.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 2,794
Dave Attell - Sex
Men like looking at breasts.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 4,730
Judy Toll - Neuroses
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 424
Jeff Marder - Both Hemispheres of Your Brain
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 617
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