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You know the only time racism is really good for black people? Terrorism. Terrorism -- never take black hostages. You know it's true. You know why they don't take black hostages, don't you? 'Cause we're bad bargaining chips. They call the White House, 'Hello! We have got five black people, and we will kill them, too! Hello? Hello?'
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See Dave Chappelle Tell It » Dave Chappelle - Racially Paranoid There's a difference between racist and racially paranoid.
Filed Under: news & politics (632),  ethnic (486),  terrorism (51)
Posted: 05/01/94

Dave Chappelle - Racially Paranoid

There's a difference between racist and racially paranoid.

Tags: Dave Chappelle (6), imitations (848), ethnic (797)

Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 47,492

Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American

Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)

Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 894

Donnell Rawlings - War Zone

Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.

Tags: Donnell Rawlings (2), ethnic (797), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 2,842

Rudy Rush - Black Leadership

Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,183

Mike Britt - War

Bombs and sandwiches don't mix.

Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2026), imitations (848)

Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 11,505

Paul Mecurio - War on Terror

Black men have moved up the food chain.

Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 6,766

Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior

Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), observational (343), Live at Gotham (340)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 2,554

Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (43), Comedy Central Presents (2026), news & politics (229)

Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 1,059

Dwayne Kennedy - Racism

9/11 really shot Dwayne's "the white man is the devil" theory.

Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)

Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,851

 
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