Julius Sharpe Jokes
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I answer personal ads. I'm
not ashamed to admit it. But I think I'm the only one that answers them in the negative. Like, I'll call up and be like, 'Yeah, are you a single, white female, 29, who likes long walks on the beach, poetry and jazz? I'm not interested in that.'
Julius Sharpe - Plane Hijacking
Everyone should just go along with it if their plane gets hijacked.
Tags: Julius Sharpe (1), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 194
Lisa Lampanelli: Losers
Lisa's feminine as sh*t, bitch.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), dating (656), Internet (319)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 24,508
Aaron Karo - Just Go Talk To Her
Aaron Karo puts the title of his new album into action.
Tags: Aaron Karo (1), dating (656), iTunes (6)
Posted: 12/09/08
Views: 1,087
Arj Barker - Mile High Club
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 4,364
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
Tags: Tim Young (5), dating (656), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,928
Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information
Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,781
Kyle Grooms - Women
Kyle Grooms loves women.
Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 2,497
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,829
Gina Brillon - Dating Crazy People
If you're crazy and you know it, ask me out.
Tags: Gina Brillon (2), dating (656), New York City (602)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,082
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