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Dan Allen: Vegan Ex-Girlfriend
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I actually dated this one
girl -- she was a vegan -- one time, we were simply ordering coffee at a diner, and she looked at me, right in the face, and she goes, 'Oh, I don't believe in sugar.' Bitch, it exists!
Dan Allen - Political Correctness
Dan Allen doesn't care for racism.
Tags: Dan Allen (1), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 842
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 21,323
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104
Darryl Lenox - The Last Klondike Bar
Life changes fast when you eat the one thing your girlfriend planned her whole evening around.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), food (804), dating (656)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 448
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,226
Marianne Sierk - No Questions Asked
Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 543
Tommy Davidson - Angry Women
Black women get angry rhythmically.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 2,445
Tracy Morgan - True Love
Tracy's girl got away.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,207
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,427
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