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Dat Phan: Too Violent
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I watch Japanese animation, right?
My mom's like, 'Dat Phan, you cannot watch cartoon -- it's too violent!' This is the same woman that goes, like, 'Dat Phan, if you don't take out the trash now, I will kill you!'
Dat Phan - Vietnamese Strengths
Dat Phan asks for burritos at Japanese restaurants.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 13,923
Dat Phan - Violent Mom
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 14,280
Dat Phan - Pregnancy Scare
Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 10,528
Dat Phan - Dat's Family
Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 10,104
Dat Phan - Broke
Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 7,895
Dat Phan - Parental Sounds
At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 16,464
Dat Phan - Smooth Guys
Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 20,240
Dat Phan - 80s Fashion
Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 18,287
Dat Phan - Furby Girlfriend
Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 18,467
Dat Phan - Asian Stereotypes
Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 15,358
