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Darryl Lenox: President Bush on the Iraq War
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I knew there were no weapons of mass destruction. Sh*t, I saw more in Charleton Heston's basement than I did when I was over there -- I don't give a damn.'
Filed Under: news & politics (616),  international affairs (349),  George W. Bush (117)
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Posted: 08/10/06

Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President

President George W. Bush knows it's over.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 518

Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War

Russ would be the worst POW.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,241

Greg Giraldo - Game Plan

America can't just keep blowing things up and leaving.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 540

Vic Henley - England

Calling soccer "football" makes too much sense.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,506

Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids

Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.

Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 372

Paul Mecurio - North Korea

We shouldn't worry that North Korea has the bomb.

Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 719

Vic Henley - International Sports

There's no hate like international sports hate.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,634

Lewis Black - Axis of Evil

North Koreans are so evil they have no color.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), wars (467),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 5,567

Bill Burr - Rednecks

Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,118

Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button

Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,780

 
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