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I just had a birthday.
My buddies all took me out. One of them pipes up, out of nowhere, he's like, 'You know, out of all of us, D, you're the only one, man, who does not have any kids. I said, 'Ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah!' And the other one said, 'What's your secret?' 'Condoms.' You know what he says? 'I don't wear rubbers, man. You can't feel nothing with a condom on.' Alright, try it with half your paycheck missing -- you'll feel that.
Darrell Joyce - Kids These Days
Kids stand in the street like cars aren't heavy.
Tags: Darrell Joyce (1), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 402
Amy Schumer - Relay Service
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,014
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 966
Cathy Ladman - Jesus
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,825
Rich Vos - Dumb People
Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,831
Judy Toll - Growing Up
Judy has had to de-slutize herself for the 90s.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 472
Janine DiTullio - Devil Water
At the end of a shower, Janine feels like she just got out of a bad relationship.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 455
Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,813
Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage
Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,642
Jeff Cesario - Kids
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 890
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