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Darrell Hammond: No Brooklyn Ghosts
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They haven't written ghost stories from Brooklyn. I think I can understand. Ghosts are sort of getting together and saying, 'This is just not worth it.' I get that, too. It'd probably be tough to haunt a guy who's looking at you like, 'Yeah, you the one going, "Woo woo woo," up and down the hall? Are you the one going, "Woo woo woo"? Shut that sh*t up. You understand? My wife and I are trying to sleep, Casper. Another, "Woo woo woo," I'm gonna suck your ass into my vacuum cleaner.'
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Posted: 12/03/00

Darrell Hammond - Hearty Breakfast

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Darrell Hammond - Back in New York

People in New York wear their hearts on their sleeves.

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Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information

Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Darrell Hammond - Class

Women have an inherent sense of class.

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Darrell Hammond - Casual Conversation

Jesse Jackson speaks with sincerity.

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Darrell Hammond - Newt Gingrich

Some politicians just make stuff up.

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Darrell Hammond - Having a Baby

Darrell Hammond takes his friend to have a baby.

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Darrell Hammond - It Was Fun

James Bond gives Bill Clinton full marks.

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Darrell Hammond - Vice Presidents

Ronald Reagan urges America to take a bicycle pump and leave it outside overnight.

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Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 2,219

Darrell Hammond - Rules Committee

There's a rules committee in every marriage, and chances are you're not on it.

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Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 4,055