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She was like, 'Danny, I
don't like that name! We don't have that stuff in this house. Nobody in this family uses that stuff. Your brothers don't use it, your father -- why do you want to use it?' I was like, 'What are you talking about, Ma? As a matter of fact, Uncle Louis always uses it.' She was like, 'Yeah, alright, Uncle Louis, maybe -- but nobody talks about it.'
Danny Cohen - Angry Mother
Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.
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Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 245
Danny Cohen - Jobs
Danny used to organize people's closets.
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Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 261
Ron Richards - Glow-in-the-Dark Condoms
Now there are condoms that glow in the dark.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 754
Dom Irrera - Human Manatee
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,100
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The FDA is bound to approve crack as a fertility drug.
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Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,475
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 995
Greg Giraldo - Men Are Pigs
There are no ratty strip clubs for women, and Greg Giraldo knows why.
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Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 978
Lauren Dombrowski - The Gynecologist
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.
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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 854
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If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 796
Richard Lewis - Catching the Bouquet
Richard can't even imagine getting married.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 129
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