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A friend of mine recently got a tattoo, which I thought was really cool because I don't have the guts to do it myself... And I asked her where she got it. And she told me she got it on her vagina. And I said, 'Why? Why on God's green earth would you do such a thing?' And she said, 'Well, men find it sexy.' OK, if you're at the point where a man is looking at your naked genitals, guess what -- you got the job.
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Posted: 01/15/04

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