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Do you love 'Trading Spaces'?
I do. I would never be on that show, though. You want to know why? 'Cause you have to trust your friends to decorate your house. You have not met my friends. They do not have my best interests at heart. 'Cause it's always some over-the-top, eccentric interior designer coming in, going, 'Oh my goodness, I love this place. This is what I'm thinking for your friend's house: circus tent. Big circus tent! Do you think your friend would like a circus tent?' 'Oh yeah, he'd love a circus tent. No, no no no, yeah. Why don't you go dig up the hardwood floors, get down to the dirt, that way the ponies will feel at home.' 'Great. We're under budget.'
Daniel Tosh - Trading Spaces
Daniel Tosh would never want to be on "Trading Spaces."
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,077
John Heffron - Roommate Rob
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,017
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,375
Dan Cronin - Practical Jokes
Dan Cronin used to play great practical jokes on his roommates.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 533
Daniel Tosh - Life is What You Make It
Daniel Tosh always goes to Hawaii on all of his vacations -- in his mind.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 24,934
Andre Covington - Nasty Friends
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 413
Brian Posehn - Blind Dates
Your friends are probably lying about the girl they are setting you up with.
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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 324
Keith Robinson - "COPS"
If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 145
Robert Kelly - Famous Friends
Bobby calls his famous friends.
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Posted: 04/02/08
Views: 12,101
Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair
There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 559
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